• Happy Photo Delivery Day to this beauty ❤️
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    Happy Photo Delivery Day to this beauty ❤️
  • This is woman was like, yeah I used to be employed as an actual Disney princess and I was like, yup, I mean that tracks. @kayla.0h for @woodgrainchains
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    This is woman was like, yeah I used to be employed as an actual Disney princess and I was like, yup, I mean that tracks. @kayla.0h for @woodgrainchains
  • On this Mother’s Day I want to thank the true MVPs: my breasts. Wow, you went 24 years being purely ornamental, acting as the siren call which first peeked the attention of the love of my life and future husband and baby daddy @heygrayson . Then, right on time, you just suddenly began producing a complete meal for my perfect baby premie beloved only child without any instruction on my part. And now, you provide me with opportunity to annoy (but hopefully impress?) all my friends by saying things like, I probably would’ve gotten that dress in, like, a small but what with my HUGE PERFECT breasts I HAD to get it in an XL- maybe I’ll have the waist taken in, ya know? (We all know I don’t wear a small but otherwise the point stands.) We’ve had some disagreements, like when one got a little too crazy producing milk and I had to Google if they made nursing bras in one cup size F and the other one in cup size infinity. (They don’t?) My daughter, who is a doe eyed, gummy bear of a four year old says, “I love your titties!” With genuine excitement like a creepy, middle age truck driver and I’ve never felt more proud (of myself, to be clear, she needs to stop saying “titties!”) Obviously you don’t need breasts to be a great mom, but I feel like mine really came in for the assist when I needed them. Not unrelated: want to do a BOUDOIR SESSION with me? If you’re in Chicago I’ll be there in July ((but you need to get on my schedule NOW,)) and if you’re in NorCal, let’s get you into my studio (pictured.) Thank you to fellow mom & film boudoir photographer @jessiclarephoto for making me these treasured photographs.
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    On this Mother’s Day I want to thank the true MVPs: my breasts. Wow, you went 24 years being purely ornamental, acting as the siren call which first peeked the attention of the love of my life and future husband and baby daddy @heygrayson . Then, right on time, you just suddenly began producing a complete meal for my perfect baby premie beloved only child without any instruction on my part. And now, you provide me with opportunity to annoy (but hopefully impress?) all my friends by saying things like, I probably would’ve gotten that dress in, like, a small but what with my HUGE PERFECT breasts I HAD to get it in an XL- maybe I’ll have the waist taken in, ya know? (We all know I don’t wear a small but otherwise the point stands.) We’ve had some disagreements, like when one got a little too crazy producing milk and I had to Google if they made nursing bras in one cup size F and the other one in cup size infinity. (They don’t?) My daughter, who is a doe eyed, gummy bear of a four year old says, “I love your titties!” With genuine excitement like a creepy, middle age truck driver and I’ve never felt more proud (of myself, to be clear, she needs to stop saying “titties!”) Obviously you don’t need breasts to be a great mom, but I feel like mine really came in for the assist when I needed them. Not unrelated: want to do a BOUDOIR SESSION with me? If you’re in Chicago I’ll be there in July ((but you need to get on my schedule NOW,)) and if you’re in NorCal, let’s get you into my studio (pictured.) Thank you to fellow mom & film boudoir photographer @jessiclarephoto for making me these treasured photographs.