The movie was incredible. #datenight #astarisborn #astarisbornmovie
First time I’ve been in Columbia in two years for a show. Ticket link is in my bio. Hope you can all make it. #famouslyhotcolumbia #columbiasc
#teaching #teachingquotes #teacherfunny #funnyteacher
Traveling for stand-up at times makes me a #stayathomedad and these are things I see.
#hotdogsorlegs
He spent $20 of his own money at 3 different goodwills and two thrift shops to find each piece of the costume. He drove himself and didn’t ask me me for any help. I didn’t know what his plan was. My work as a parent is done. #80s #saveferris #ferrisbueller
I will be standing and leaning against walls in these places. Join me if you’re able.
Sign up for my virtual open mic at my website or Facebook page. No link in the bio. Be smart. It’s got a Facebook page. “Punchlines in Pajamas.”
Post Hurricane skies on the coast.
Hurricane season in the south. #hurricaneflorence
My son @walt.simpson first “varsity” experience. It was FALLBALL but still a great game. Helped lead the 15-2 run which sparked the 32-40 comeback to make it 47-42 and held on for the win!
