My Santa Claus look. #beard #bearded @wahlpro 
Facebook Marketplace is crack cocaine to the woman over 50, right? 
How do y’all set your fantasy draft order? #fantasyfootball #Nfl #siriusxmfantasy 
It was a mutual decision... | Coaching Pt. 3 #martysimpson #standupcomedian #coaching #football... 
Me without a hat: Good guy, good comic Me with a hat: A STAR 📸: @tedxreno #martysimpson... 
This is NOT God’s plan! | Coaching Pt. 2 #martysimpson #standupcomedian #coaching #football... 
Yeah, that did not work out! | Coaching Pt. 1 #martysimpson #standupcomedian #coaching #football... 
Win or tie! #martysimpson #standupcomedian #parenting #kids #sports #coaching #littleleague... 
“S” is for Savannah and Scoliosis! #martysimpson #standupcomedian #jokes #family #scoliosis... 
Taking their phone isn’t enough anymore! #martysimpson #standupcomedian #parenting #teenagers... 
A lifelong bonehead 📸: @tedxreno #martysimpson #standupcomedian #tedxreno #ted #tedtalk #TEDxReno... 
So much for gentle parenting! #martysimpson #standupcomedian #parenting #teenagers 
Fine... #martysimpson #standupcomedian #hotel #fiber #jokes #funny #laughs #comedy #drybarcomedy 
We always know when he’s lying 📸: @tedxreno #martysimpson #standupcomedian #tedxreno #ted #tedtalk... 
It’s like three bullet points #martysimpson #standupcomedian #comedy #marriage #aging 
What does that even mean?! #martysimpson #standupcomedian #jokes #family #laughs #drybarcomedy... 
God knows your heart... #standupcomedy #martysimpson #comedy #crowdwork #funny #jokes #pander... 
My bookings tripled when I started wearing a hat on stage... 📸: @tedxreno #martysimpson...