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Why does she have to look like a teenager wearing her boyfriends shirt to keep her warm at the beach 😭 Also t minus 1 day until I’m gone for a week for work and I have done a total of 0 things I needed to do in order to leave because the sunshine seemed a little more important 🤪
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All those nights of playing dentist paid off 🦷🦷 When we walked in they had the two stools out to lay him across our laps (which we’ve done the last two Visits cause he was so young) and I told him...”he thinks he’s a dentist so he can handle the big chair..” The hesitation was soooooo obvious but here we are. First official cleaning under our belt and the past dental student in me is so proud 💪🏻 Side bar: did you know I was a dental assistant for 4 years and did summer school in college to get my premed requirements to go to dental school (and then changed my mind) 🙈
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HELPPPPP!!! If you’ve ever seen Lincoln in real life you’ve probably noticed that he constantly looks like he’s been electrocuted? Why? Because of his amazing head of curls and his pure hatred of me doing anything to his hair. We’re getting it cut tomorrow (for the 3rd time) and I’m wondering if we should go with more of a cool-dude-model-kid look or just stick with the classic trim 🤔 What’s your vote: A. Cool-cleaner cut dress jacket curls B. Laid-back winter surf boy curls C. Trim it and be fine that he looks like Albert Einstein The state of his hair depends on you 👇🏻
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Lincoln looked me in the eyes today and said; “sometimes I like you mommy.” Dude, I totally feel ya! Sometimes I like myself (and you) too 😂 I’m not sure if it’s the constant nagging to try and go potty, the frustrating Chase to wipe the snot from his face, or The overall poop smell of our entire house but I get where he’s coming from🤪
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I’m finally feeling like I’m actually back 😂 Having a week away was amazing, energizing and exhausting. Coming back to the sunshine, my babes and our life feel exactly the same 😂 I’m ready for the weekend 🤙🏻
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I can’t believe it’s been 6 months since these two splashed through the ocean in their wedding clothes (attire 🤔 dressings 🤔 what is the proper word for wedding clothes 😂) Happy half anniversary you guys! I hope everyday has been as much fun as this day was! Also ALLLLL wedding stuff is migrating to my wedding account @jessica.rice.photography Make sure you follow me over there so I don’t look like I have no friends 😂 (and to see all of our incredible clients and their weddings, I promise it won’t be boring!!!)
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I made the DUMMBBB decision to potty train after being out of town for a week without reading a single article, book or even post about how to do it. Yeah straight up dumb 😂 We are trying it all, waiting to see what sticks and I’m pretty sure THIS is the method that would have worked best for me as a child. And it’s still working for me now 😂 Lincoln will probably poop all over our floors and run away from me for the next week but at least every time I have to go in here I’ll feel a little bit alive again 😂 What method worked for your kiddo???? Send ALL your advice, I’m totally, completely reliant on you! #pottytraining #momlife #pottyparty
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Last night nick told me lincoln prayed “please let Dewey come out of surgery and come home amen” See here’s the thing; I told lincoln awhile go that Dewey was going to surgery with his Kiki (grandma) when she went in for knee surgery because he’s in 1 million pieces that would take actual innovative work to fix. I thought he forgot about his 💀 bff but then when we talked about Kiki’s surgery he yelled “Dewey is in surgery with Kiki!!” 🤭 Poor nick woke to this text today: “you NEED TO JIMMY RIG Dewey back together. Do it for our son. Do it for his poor sweet heart. Do it for the sake of humanity and skeletons around the world.” So here’s the plan: Nick will come up with a surgical procedure plan, I will perform surgery, Dewey will go into recovery and Lincolns bone loving heart will be mended. Ps. Haven’t met “Dewey” check out my highlight “SKELETON PET” and enjoy the magic (and some story misplacement...thank you Instagram) of this decrepit bag of bones 🤦🏻♀️ Who thinks Dewey needs surgery???
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Holy FREAKING cow I’ve been sitting in this room for 10 insane hours (which is probably how some of you feel about your cubicle 😂) But not cubicle in the world can give you what this stuffy, pickle smelling, fluorescent light headache inducing room gave me today. @simplysuzys is my new BFF, a true legend and I AM going to be on stage with her one day. I’m literally going to be blowing y’all’s minds!! Get 👏🏻 ready 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 it!!
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You guys! This week was literal Bananas 🍌 I’m leaving today for a 4 day conference in San Francisco. My babysitter for the week cancelled 2 days ago. I’ve been SCRAMBLING to sort out everyone’s schedules, prep lunches and dinners and prepare everyone for my departure. I’m spending every waking second this weekend in the sun with these guys, trying to convince myself they won’t forget me while I’m gone 😭 I had an insane conversation with my sister that caused a ton of suppressed and disassociated trauma to start revealing itself (don’t worry I already called a therapist to set up some EMDR or whatever those rapid eye movement sessions are 😂) I had some crazy revelations and encouragement in my business and booked my biggest and most expensive gig yet. And I have NOT even started packing for my trip 🤪 Thank goodness there’s a target down the street from my Airbnb and I’m going on a freaking KID FREE TRIP FOR 4 DAYS 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
