got some stickers in a package from @coolshirtz about a million years ago and now have used my... 
I finally got a motherfricking haircut ðâĻ (it's been like 1.5 years. scroll for pre-cut) âĒ #hair... 
perfect cat trap ðŧðŠĪ âĒ #cat #blackcat #catsofinstagram #catdad 
from relax to attax in about 0.3 seconds ðš>ðū Ã #closecall #cat #blackcat #catdad #cutecats 
this is the prehistoric era "scientists" don't want you to know about ðĪðĪðĪ #conspiracy #dinosaurs... 
can't believe I survived this encounter ðąðââŽðĶ à #blessed #ferocious #documentary #wildlife #cat... 
if you need me I'll be over here sobbing over how cute and also handsome my son is ðââŽðð Ã... 
I feel like an aĖĖ lĖĖ iĖĖ eĖĖ nĖĖ à humans are terrifying get me the frick outa here ðŦ à #alien... 
lazy monday ððââŽðĪ à I wish I was as photogenic as my cat ð à #lazy #monday #chill #cat...