• What makes me unique is I literally can’t STAND captivity!!!!!!
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    What makes me unique is I literally can’t STAND captivity!!!!!!
  • Skiing is a dance. And the mountain always leads. Lololol omg I’m kidding imagine if I meant that??!! We had fun! And I guess.... ~*it’s all downhill from here!!!!!*~ Thank u thank u tip ur waitstaff!!!!
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    Skiing is a dance. And the mountain always leads. Lololol omg I’m kidding imagine if I meant that??!! We had fun! And I guess.... ~*it’s all downhill from here!!!!!*~ Thank u thank u tip ur waitstaff!!!!
  • 1. A lady in the streets 2. A Jesus-Freak in the sheets!!!!!!!! Happy Valentine’s from ur favorite lil SLuTz! 143 DETROIT 🐶 #roaddawg!
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    1. A lady in the streets 2. A Jesus-Freak in the sheets!!!!!!!! Happy Valentine’s from ur favorite lil SLuTz! 143 DETROIT 🐶 #roaddawg!
  • When someone tries 2 bring hateration and/or holleration to my dancery n I have to sweetly inform them that I am not a bitch 2 be trifled with!!!!! OKAY JOSE?!? 👌🏻👌🏻
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    When someone tries 2 bring hateration and/or holleration to my dancery n I have to sweetly inform them that I am not a bitch 2 be trifled with!!!!! OKAY JOSE?!? 👌🏻👌🏻
  • I had a great time at #AskJeeves this morning on the @cgpmnn panel!! if you’re not watching CGP what are u even DOING!
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    I had a great time at #AskJeeves this morning on the @cgpmnn panel!! if you’re not watching CGP what are u even DOING!
  • I’ll be at the #MajesticTheatre in #DETROIT this Friday opening for @nicolebyer! I am so so excited to go to Detroit lol 😆 really tho I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! First show is sold out but there are tix avail for the second one. In honor of Valentine’s, here’s me with a chode!!!!!
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    I’ll be at the #MajesticTheatre in #DETROIT this Friday opening for @nicolebyer! I am so so excited to go to Detroit lol 😆 really tho I am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! First show is sold out but there are tix avail for the second one. In honor of Valentine’s, here’s me with a chode!!!!!
  • @madie_mjm_art made me & “DJ” @whoisrebeccavigil into cute lil CHERUBS! (That’s legit my body tho). My monthly show is, well, next month! *AND* sry 2 brag but we have been selling out (i kno) so plz buy in advance. You don’t wanna risk it 2 the get the biscuit if yunno what I mean! The link is in my BIO & this lineup is nuts 🔥 @reeezy is my mom’s FAVORITE comic (other than @itsevanwilliams) & it genuinely hurts my feelings! We got 2 SEXY SMITHS @ptrsmth & @whodougsmith (hi I’m horny), @dylanadler_ who I saw at a show 2 weeks ago & started stalking ala @younetflix! Also the only woman who moves her body as well as I do @silkyjumbo & my biological father @chrisgeth. Plz come it took me so long to write this!!!!!!
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    @madie_mjm_art made me & “DJ” @whoisrebeccavigil into cute lil CHERUBS! (That’s legit my body tho). My monthly show is, well, next month! *AND* sry 2 brag but we have been selling out (i kno) so plz buy in advance. You don’t wanna risk it 2 the get the biscuit if yunno what I mean! The link is in my BIO & this lineup is nuts 🔥 @reeezy is my mom’s FAVORITE comic (other than @itsevanwilliams) & it genuinely hurts my feelings! We got 2 SEXY SMITHS @ptrsmth & @whodougsmith (hi I’m horny), @dylanadler_ who I saw at a show 2 weeks ago & started stalking ala @younetflix! Also the only woman who moves her body as well as I do @silkyjumbo & my biological father @chrisgeth. Plz come it took me so long to write this!!!!!!
  • When casting tells me to just be myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
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    When casting tells me to just be myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
  • #ChristiChiellosLostAndFound returns to @thestandnyc tonight at 9:30pm! We got DJ @whoisrebeccavigil on the 1s & 2s (Spotify), @marybethbarone @beingbernz @yoyofirestone @abe.gatling & @bennydrama7!!! I’m excited AF in TJMaxx rn!!!!!!!!! slide in my DMs if u wanna lil hookup 😏😏😏😏 @madie_mjm_art made this cute ass poster!!!! God made this cute ass ME!!!
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    #ChristiChiellosLostAndFound returns to @thestandnyc tonight at 9:30pm! We got DJ @whoisrebeccavigil on the 1s & 2s (Spotify), @marybethbarone @beingbernz @yoyofirestone @abe.gatling & @bennydrama7!!! I’m excited AF in TJMaxx rn!!!!!!!!! slide in my DMs if u wanna lil hookup 😏😏😏😏 @madie_mjm_art made this cute ass poster!!!! God made this cute ass ME!!!