Angry at the world, but grateful for my family and my lil life. Missing them already, wish I could be teleported into Va so I could squeeze Peach on the daily. Also, cheers to my #1 Cheryl, who will do anything for a butt rub. 
Two sissys and a baby dump. I feel so lucky to have this time here with my fam and this lil peach. It’s dumb pretty here. Gah!! I can’t wait to teach her all the curse words. 
Woop! So excited for episode 6 of @jadespodcast 👅 My first guest is the amazing @jeffbaldinger and nothing brings me more joy than improvising dumb songs with him. You may know us from some of our classic hits “lil bit of poop” or “Ashley is a c word” Please subscribe! Drops on Monday on @thecomedystore YouTube page #JADED 
Happy Birthday @justinemachine1 ✨🧁 You are the most special Ying. You’ve been there through all of it and I fucking love and respect the shit out of you. This industry can be a real bitch and I could not function without your constant support. I hope I can be there for you in that way and beyond. Hair twinning for a decade, cupcake trays and tv shows. Cheers to you love, have the best day and hope you dream of JTT 💦 
This is so sick!! When I first started stand up I remember seeing @sarahhylandrosenstein performing at Bar Lubitch and thinking, “wow she’s so cool, so confident” I was wicked intimated and never told her. Years later we’ve had a lil reconnect thanks to @tigerbelly and she drew this fucking awesome piece for @jadespodcast which I will forever celebrate. Let’s help each other rise! 
Something has happened inside of me. I no longer want to be told who I should be. Stop telling me what I can or can’t say or how I should dress. I’ve come to terms with this inner misogyny that’s been instilled in me and it’s time to recalculate. Episode 5 of @jadespodcast comes out today and I finally start to talk about all this. AND here is the new opening made by the amazing @iamericadasher 👅 enjoy this new version of me. #JADED 
Made it to va photo dumpster. I couldn’t look less like this photo currently, but I’m loving this adventure. I missed traveling so much and damn it feels so good to be back on the road. ✌🏽 
Keep it weird af Austin. I like you just the way you are. Thank you to everyone who made this trip special. Maybe I’ll see you real soon and my niece is a model, goodnight🤘📸 @goodguyconnor 
I swear I don’t just talk about feet, but Episode 5 of @jadespodcast comes out Monday! It’s all dropping together now, so give it a listen/a view. And to all mens: burn your flip flops. #JADED 
Last night was real cute. Getting to see what my buddies are doing here in Austin is so cool. There is this gold rush feeling and it was nice to have a lil taste. Go check out @killtonyshow live if you are here, there’s nothing like it. And if you are female comic starting out go try it, we need to represent.