• Fuck this hideous crust, this wrinkly vomitblob smeared on that log like a fuckin squirrel had a really bad night out and his little squirrel friends wanted to make sure he remembered it so they smeared his puke all over his favorite branch as a nice surprise for the morning after. Squirrels are assholes, and this shit is fucking disgusting. . . Phlebia radiata . . 27 October 2020 #phlebia #phlebiaradiata #fungus #fungi #mushrooms #mushroom #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #connecticutmushrooms #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ This fungus was found on a walk with @tajcam from @vice for a segment of Counter Space with @sophia_roe on @vicetv. They didn't air footage of this one, but showed a bunch of others from our day out in the woods!
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    Fuck this hideous crust, this wrinkly vomitblob smeared on that log like a fuckin squirrel had a really bad night out and his little squirrel friends wanted to make sure he remembered it so they smeared his puke all over his favorite branch as a nice surprise for the morning after. Squirrels are assholes, and this shit is fucking disgusting. . . Phlebia radiata . . 27 October 2020 #phlebia #phlebiaradiata #fungus #fungi #mushrooms #mushroom #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #connecticutmushrooms #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ This fungus was found on a walk with @tajcam from @vice for a segment of Counter Space with @sophia_roe on @vicetv. They didn't air footage of this one, but showed a bunch of others from our day out in the woods!
  • Fuck this big ol hunkin slab of meat, just fuckin jigglin over there in excitement about being sliced open. I mean, who wouldn't be? Look at those lobes, that fuckin pristine adipose monstrosity, fuckin DROOLING for attention. Look at it bubble when it gets squeezed, fuckin disgusting, oozing sack of nope. . . Fistulina hepatica . . 12 September 2020 #beefsteak #beefsteakmushroom #fistulinahepatica #fistulina #oxtongue #oxtonguemushroom #mushrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #polypore #mycology #allthemushroomhashtags #massachusettsmushrooms #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
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    Fuck this big ol hunkin slab of meat, just fuckin jigglin over there in excitement about being sliced open. I mean, who wouldn't be? Look at those lobes, that fuckin pristine adipose monstrosity, fuckin DROOLING for attention. Look at it bubble when it gets squeezed, fuckin disgusting, oozing sack of nope. . . Fistulina hepatica . . 12 September 2020 #beefsteak #beefsteakmushroom #fistulinahepatica #fistulina #oxtongue #oxtonguemushroom #mushrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #polypore #mycology #allthemushroomhashtags #massachusettsmushrooms #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck these urban softies, fuckin floppy-ass crumbly motherfuckers so eager to please they slip out of their rings and practically piss themselves in excitement. I mean, seriously, bright yellow at the slightest touch. BAM. Like a fuckin happy-ass puppy who can't control its widdle bwadder and makes a piddle while it wiggles, except it's a gross fucking mushroom and it stains yellow like a peestained diaper on someone who didn't drink enough water. Oh and the best part? It slowly turns RED after yellow, like a bizarre bloodpee thing. Fucking disgusting. . . Leucoagaricus americanus . . 11 September 2020 #reddeninglepiota #leucoagaricus #leucoagaricusamericanus #mushrooms #mushroom #shrooms #shroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #massachusettsmushrooms #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
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    Fuck these urban softies, fuckin floppy-ass crumbly motherfuckers so eager to please they slip out of their rings and practically piss themselves in excitement. I mean, seriously, bright yellow at the slightest touch. BAM. Like a fuckin happy-ass puppy who can't control its widdle bwadder and makes a piddle while it wiggles, except it's a gross fucking mushroom and it stains yellow like a peestained diaper on someone who didn't drink enough water. Oh and the best part? It slowly turns RED after yellow, like a bizarre bloodpee thing. Fucking disgusting. . . Leucoagaricus americanus . . 11 September 2020 #reddeninglepiota #leucoagaricus #leucoagaricusamericanus #mushrooms #mushroom #shrooms #shroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #massachusettsmushrooms #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck these ugly yellow pimples, fuckin nubbly-ass lumpy barfbuttons of ick, no wonder someone else beat me to decapitating their leader. Fuckin foul-ass filthy flapjacks of fungal revulsion, and just look at those fuckin shaggy-ass stem ruffles and that godawful little cleft! Hideous. Horrifying. And key to proper identification. . . Amanita muscaria var. guessowii . . 4 October 2020 #flyagaric #americanyellowflyagaric #amanita #amanitamuscaria #guessowii #amanitamuscariavarguessowii #mushrooms #mushroom #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #mushroomsofmassachusetts #massachusettsmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
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    Fuck these ugly yellow pimples, fuckin nubbly-ass lumpy barfbuttons of ick, no wonder someone else beat me to decapitating their leader. Fuckin foul-ass filthy flapjacks of fungal revulsion, and just look at those fuckin shaggy-ass stem ruffles and that godawful little cleft! Hideous. Horrifying. And key to proper identification. . . Amanita muscaria var. guessowii . . 4 October 2020 #flyagaric #americanyellowflyagaric #amanita #amanitamuscaria #guessowii #amanitamuscariavarguessowii #mushrooms #mushroom #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #mushroomsofmassachusetts #massachusettsmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck these sticky, gross simeballs poppin out of that log like some kinda hungry hippo fungus or some shit. Fuckin mushrooms eating that fucker whole from the inside out, it's fuckin horrifying. Not to mention all the stigma around these shitbags, fuckin "late fall oysters" my ass, it's still March as far as I'm concerned. I want my motherfuckin money back. . . Sarcomyxa serotina . . 24 October 2020 #latefalloyster #lateoyster #oliveoyster #panellusserotinus #panellus #sarcomyxaserotina #sarcomyxa #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #polypore #polypores #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
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    Fuck these sticky, gross simeballs poppin out of that log like some kinda hungry hippo fungus or some shit. Fuckin mushrooms eating that fucker whole from the inside out, it's fuckin horrifying. Not to mention all the stigma around these shitbags, fuckin "late fall oysters" my ass, it's still March as far as I'm concerned. I want my motherfuckin money back. . . Sarcomyxa serotina . . 24 October 2020 #latefalloyster #lateoyster #oliveoyster #panellusserotinus #panellus #sarcomyxaserotina #sarcomyxa #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #polypore #polypores #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this nasty-ass trypophobia-inducing orange peel, this fuckin out of place foodscrap in the middle of an arboreal paradise. Who said you could be here? I sure as hell fucking didn't. Go zest yourself or some shit, you sad, pithy excuse for a fruit. You're just here to extort and enrich yourself on the nutrients of decay, not to grow up big and strong like the majestic trees we all look up to. Fuck off, you filthy fuckbucket. . . Neofavolus alveolaris . . 24 October 2020 #hexagonalporedpolypore #polypore #neofavolusalveolaris #neofavolus #polyporusalveolaris #mushrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomsofinstagram #mushroomspotting #newhampshiremushrooms #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
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    Fuck this nasty-ass trypophobia-inducing orange peel, this fuckin out of place foodscrap in the middle of an arboreal paradise. Who said you could be here? I sure as hell fucking didn't. Go zest yourself or some shit, you sad, pithy excuse for a fruit. You're just here to extort and enrich yourself on the nutrients of decay, not to grow up big and strong like the majestic trees we all look up to. Fuck off, you filthy fuckbucket. . . Neofavolus alveolaris . . 24 October 2020 #hexagonalporedpolypore #polypore #neofavolusalveolaris #neofavolus #polyporusalveolaris #mushrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomsofinstagram #mushroomspotting #newhampshiremushrooms #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck these forked-gill false Chanterelles, fuckin lying to our faces and pretending like it's normal. It's not normal. We won't take this bullshit anymore, no fuckin orange-ass wiggly-gilled bitch is gonna tell me my fact-based worldview is wrong. I believe in SCIENCE, motherfuckers! These snivelling slimy shroomy bastards can all go rot in hell with their fuckin conspiracy theories and childish whining. Fuck the fuck off you cocksucking fuckfaces until you can come at me with actual data, evidence, or other cold hard proof. . . Hygrophoropsis aurantiaca . . 24 October 2020 #falsechanterelle #hygrophoropsisaurantiaca #hygrophoropsis #mushroom #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
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    Fuck these forked-gill false Chanterelles, fuckin lying to our faces and pretending like it's normal. It's not normal. We won't take this bullshit anymore, no fuckin orange-ass wiggly-gilled bitch is gonna tell me my fact-based worldview is wrong. I believe in SCIENCE, motherfuckers! These snivelling slimy shroomy bastards can all go rot in hell with their fuckin conspiracy theories and childish whining. Fuck the fuck off you cocksucking fuckfaces until you can come at me with actual data, evidence, or other cold hard proof. . . Hygrophoropsis aurantiaca . . 24 October 2020 #falsechanterelle #hygrophoropsisaurantiaca #hygrophoropsis #mushroom #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this preposterous pink-ass bitch, and that other pink-ass bitchlet, the whole fuckin gang of em, tryna pretend like they're not offensively fleshy. Makes me sick, the gall. Retract your rosy rear-ends right back down into the rancid, rotting filth where you belong, you flagitous flamingo fucktards. . . Mycena rosea . . 27 October 2020 #mycenarosea #mycena #rosybonnet #mushrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
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    Fuck this preposterous pink-ass bitch, and that other pink-ass bitchlet, the whole fuckin gang of em, tryna pretend like they're not offensively fleshy. Makes me sick, the gall. Retract your rosy rear-ends right back down into the rancid, rotting filth where you belong, you flagitous flamingo fucktards. . . Mycena rosea . . 27 October 2020 #mycenarosea #mycena #rosybonnet #mushrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this ugly blue treebooger, fuckin moldy-ass fuzzywumpus snotrocket stuck to that stick like a fuckin belligerent barnacle. This nasty motherfucker was all I could fuckin think about for the last year, it was so fucking disgusting. Ughhhhh. . . Cyanosporus caesius . . 16 September 2019 #bluecheesepolypore #coniferblueingbracket #cyanosporuscaesius #cyanosporus #postiacaesia #mushrooms #mushroom #shrooms #shroom #mushie #fungus #fungi #polypore #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
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    Fuck this ugly blue treebooger, fuckin moldy-ass fuzzywumpus snotrocket stuck to that stick like a fuckin belligerent barnacle. This nasty motherfucker was all I could fuckin think about for the last year, it was so fucking disgusting. Ughhhhh. . . Cyanosporus caesius . . 16 September 2019 #bluecheesepolypore #coniferblueingbracket #cyanosporuscaesius #cyanosporus #postiacaesia #mushrooms #mushroom #shrooms #shroom #mushie #fungus #fungi #polypore #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck these abundant orange sycophants, fuckin suck-ups to the greater gods of rot and decomposition intent on reducing every solid structure to rubble and decay. Fuckin shameful destruction of arboreal institutions, if you ask me. I look forward to a day where orange is reclaimed by sweet citrus, rather than an association with this repugnant filth, but until then, fuck all of these delusional fuckfaces. Each and every one. Your time has come, and no amount of frivolous challenging of the norms of forestry can restore your dignity or power. Leave now. Get the fuck out. . . Xeromphalina campanella . . 27 October 2020 #xeromphalinacampanella #xeromphalina #mushrooms #mushroom #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
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    Fuck these abundant orange sycophants, fuckin suck-ups to the greater gods of rot and decomposition intent on reducing every solid structure to rubble and decay. Fuckin shameful destruction of arboreal institutions, if you ask me. I look forward to a day where orange is reclaimed by sweet citrus, rather than an association with this repugnant filth, but until then, fuck all of these delusional fuckfaces. Each and every one. Your time has come, and no amount of frivolous challenging of the norms of forestry can restore your dignity or power. Leave now. Get the fuck out. . . Xeromphalina campanella . . 27 October 2020 #xeromphalinacampanella #xeromphalina #mushrooms #mushroom #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this tufty-ass tumor, this maddeningly malevolent moss-boss fuckin foreman of anti-fun enforcement sprinkling spores upon the poor trampled carpetfolk like some kinda evil overlord salt shaker. Go to hell, you horrible helicopter mobster of dominance and decomposition and quit raining such filth upon this mossparade. Would you look at that detritus! What, you think you gonna just grow a new mushroom on that other mushroom where you dribbled your magic mushroom-baby-makin sexdust? Fucking disgusting. . . Hypholoma capnoides . . 27 October 2020 #hypholoma #hypholomacapnoides #smokygilledhypholoma #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #allthemushroomhashtags #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
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    Fuck this tufty-ass tumor, this maddeningly malevolent moss-boss fuckin foreman of anti-fun enforcement sprinkling spores upon the poor trampled carpetfolk like some kinda evil overlord salt shaker. Go to hell, you horrible helicopter mobster of dominance and decomposition and quit raining such filth upon this mossparade. Would you look at that detritus! What, you think you gonna just grow a new mushroom on that other mushroom where you dribbled your magic mushroom-baby-makin sexdust? Fucking disgusting. . . Hypholoma capnoides . . 27 October 2020 #hypholoma #hypholomacapnoides #smokygilledhypholoma #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #allthemushroomhashtags #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this horrifying carpet of flagrantly vile violet filth, a fucking blight of birch barfage unrelenting in its assault upon my eyeballs and my dignity. Just fuckin terrible gobs of graveolent garbage, like fuckin chewed gum shat out by rabid antelopes and stuck on like graffiti by a bunch of toddlers trying to art. Disgusting. . . Chondrostereum purpureum . . 24 October 2020 #chondrostereumpurpureum #silverleaffungus #chondrostereum #fungus #fungi #mushrooms #shrooms #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #allthemushroomhashtags #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
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    Fuck this horrifying carpet of flagrantly vile violet filth, a fucking blight of birch barfage unrelenting in its assault upon my eyeballs and my dignity. Just fuckin terrible gobs of graveolent garbage, like fuckin chewed gum shat out by rabid antelopes and stuck on like graffiti by a bunch of toddlers trying to art. Disgusting. . . Chondrostereum purpureum . . 24 October 2020 #chondrostereumpurpureum #silverleaffungus #chondrostereum #fungus #fungi #mushrooms #shrooms #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #allthemushroomhashtags #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck these three disgusting crack-addled pigs, just the worst fuckin simeballs to ever take up residence in this noble abode. Everyone knows they're fuckin sticky, skeezy-ass frauds, and they've made such a shameful mess of the place, too. This ends now! I'm tellin you, these tree privileges have GOT to stop. NO MORE TREES FOR SWINE LIKE THESE! โœŠ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ . . Pholiota aurivella . . 24 October 2020 #goldenscalycap #pholiota #pholiotaaurivella #pholiotalimonella #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #newhampshiremushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
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    Fuck these three disgusting crack-addled pigs, just the worst fuckin simeballs to ever take up residence in this noble abode. Everyone knows they're fuckin sticky, skeezy-ass frauds, and they've made such a shameful mess of the place, too. This ends now! I'm tellin you, these tree privileges have GOT to stop. NO MORE TREES FOR SWINE LIKE THESE! โœŠ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ . . Pholiota aurivella . . 24 October 2020 #goldenscalycap #pholiota #pholiotaaurivella #pholiotalimonella #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #newhampshiremushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck all these little yellow fuckwads, cantankerous scum hiding in plain sight, waiting for the day YOU TOO will be as rotten as the tree they are slowly consuming. These malodorous monstrosities are clearly seething with malintent, just LOOK at them. . . Mycena epipterygia var. lignicola . . 27 October 2020 #mycena #yellowstalkedmycena #mycenaepipterygia #mushrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #shrooms #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #allthemushroomhashtags #connecticutmushrooms #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ ...๐Ÿ”Ž how many shrooms can you spot in the first photo? ๐Ÿค”
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    Fuck all these little yellow fuckwads, cantankerous scum hiding in plain sight, waiting for the day YOU TOO will be as rotten as the tree they are slowly consuming. These malodorous monstrosities are clearly seething with malintent, just LOOK at them. . . Mycena epipterygia var. lignicola . . 27 October 2020 #mycena #yellowstalkedmycena #mycenaepipterygia #mushrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #shrooms #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #allthemushroomhashtags #connecticutmushrooms #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ ...๐Ÿ”Ž how many shrooms can you spot in the first photo? ๐Ÿค”
  • Fuck this maggoty malfeasance, and also happy Halloween! ๐ŸŽƒ I don't usually like interrupting my regularly scheduled content - consistency is key! - but figured sharing my mushroom pumpkin was about as good an excuse as any to ramble a bit as a human. First, if you haven't already, GO VOTE! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Second, I'm continually impressed by the response to this odd internet niche I've carved out. Nearly 25,000 followers feels unfathomable still for such a goofy idea! ๐Ÿ˜… Thank you all for your support and engagement - the myco community here on Instagram is the best! I love looking at all your photos and learning from your IDs of mushrooms I haven't seen yet. โ˜บ๏ธ As most of you know, once you start shroomin', it's really hard to stop. I'll keep posting from my backlog through the winter, and hopefully run into some cold-hardy species too as I'm out and about, but as I look out over yesterday's melting snow (we got 2-3 inches here in Boston!), I'm a little worried about this coming winter. We're all trying to get through this especially tough year together, and more than ever, our friends, family, and neighbors might need a little extra support. The darkness of the winter months is already a drag on mental health, and this impending one's especially scary. So as we all start to sequester in our homes for the winter, don't forget that winter hiking is still a option! Bundle up, grab a thermos of hot tea, call up a couple people you love, and go for a walk in the woods together. Forests are magically quiet under a blanket of snow, and being out in nature does wonders for mental health. I'll be doing my best to get out there this winter. I think I'll need it. โœŒ๏ธ
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    Fuck this maggoty malfeasance, and also happy Halloween! ๐ŸŽƒ I don't usually like interrupting my regularly scheduled content - consistency is key! - but figured sharing my mushroom pumpkin was about as good an excuse as any to ramble a bit as a human. First, if you haven't already, GO VOTE! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Second, I'm continually impressed by the response to this odd internet niche I've carved out. Nearly 25,000 followers feels unfathomable still for such a goofy idea! ๐Ÿ˜… Thank you all for your support and engagement - the myco community here on Instagram is the best! I love looking at all your photos and learning from your IDs of mushrooms I haven't seen yet. โ˜บ๏ธ As most of you know, once you start shroomin', it's really hard to stop. I'll keep posting from my backlog through the winter, and hopefully run into some cold-hardy species too as I'm out and about, but as I look out over yesterday's melting snow (we got 2-3 inches here in Boston!), I'm a little worried about this coming winter. We're all trying to get through this especially tough year together, and more than ever, our friends, family, and neighbors might need a little extra support. The darkness of the winter months is already a drag on mental health, and this impending one's especially scary. So as we all start to sequester in our homes for the winter, don't forget that winter hiking is still a option! Bundle up, grab a thermos of hot tea, call up a couple people you love, and go for a walk in the woods together. Forests are magically quiet under a blanket of snow, and being out in nature does wonders for mental health. I'll be doing my best to get out there this winter. I think I'll need it. โœŒ๏ธ
  • Fuck this putrid, puke-inducing purple piece of gilly grossness, fuckin โ€œflesh-coloredโ€ freakazoidal fuckface, just a blight of repulsive filth amidst the duff. Ainโ€™t nobody got flesh that color unless somethingโ€™s hella wrong. And somethingโ€™s definitely hella wrong here, get the fuck outta the leaves and leave the decomposition to the worms and the maggots - at least they have brains, you sickening stupid sad sack of scummy second-tier sporepoop. . . Clitocybe nuda . . 27 October 2020 #blewit #lepistanuda #clitocybenuda #clitocybe #lepista #woodblewit #mushroom #fungus #mushrooms #fungi #shrooms #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #connecticutmushrooms #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhastags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
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    Fuck this putrid, puke-inducing purple piece of gilly grossness, fuckin โ€œflesh-coloredโ€ freakazoidal fuckface, just a blight of repulsive filth amidst the duff. Ainโ€™t nobody got flesh that color unless somethingโ€™s hella wrong. And somethingโ€™s definitely hella wrong here, get the fuck outta the leaves and leave the decomposition to the worms and the maggots - at least they have brains, you sickening stupid sad sack of scummy second-tier sporepoop. . . Clitocybe nuda . . 27 October 2020 #blewit #lepistanuda #clitocybenuda #clitocybe #lepista #woodblewit #mushroom #fungus #mushrooms #fungi #shrooms #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #connecticutmushrooms #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhastags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck these awful swirly brown poo-smears, fuckin despicable curlicues of decay and dejecture. Get the fuck out of the lichen you facinorous fuckwads, you don't deserve to be seated amidst such fine folk. . . Trametes versicolor . . 18 October 2020 #turkeytail #turkeytailmushroom #trametes #trametesversicolor #polypore #mushrooms #mushroom #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #massachusettsmushrooms #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ #lichensrule #mushroomssuck
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    Fuck these awful swirly brown poo-smears, fuckin despicable curlicues of decay and dejecture. Get the fuck out of the lichen you facinorous fuckwads, you don't deserve to be seated amidst such fine folk. . . Trametes versicolor . . 18 October 2020 #turkeytail #turkeytailmushroom #trametes #trametesversicolor #polypore #mushrooms #mushroom #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #massachusettsmushrooms #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ #lichensrule #mushroomssuck
  • Fuck these damp and disappointing dingleberries, fuckin detritus-covered douchetumors defacing the very dignity of this respectable stump. I mean, do they really think they can get away with such brazen, flagrant defiance of the norms of stumpdom? C'mon. We have to stop this madness. . . Hypholoma sublateritium . . 24 October 2020 #brickcaps #hypholoma #hypholomasublateritium #hypholomalateritium #mushrooms #mushroom #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #newhampshiremushrooms #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
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    Fuck these damp and disappointing dingleberries, fuckin detritus-covered douchetumors defacing the very dignity of this respectable stump. I mean, do they really think they can get away with such brazen, flagrant defiance of the norms of stumpdom? C'mon. We have to stop this madness. . . Hypholoma sublateritium . . 24 October 2020 #brickcaps #hypholoma #hypholomasublateritium #hypholomalateritium #mushrooms #mushroom #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #newhampshiremushrooms #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this peachfuzzy pathetic excuse for a not-fucking-disgusting organism, like it's not just a revolting pile of matted mange and vile gilliness. Look at this horrifying hirsute horseshit, like a fuckin orange cat spewed a hideous hairball at this log and that shit fuckin stuck. Gross. . . Phyllotopsis nidulans . . 24 October 2020 #phyllotopsisnidulans #phyllotopsis #mockoyster #mushrooms #shrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #fuckmushrooms #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #newhampshiremushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
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    Fuck this peachfuzzy pathetic excuse for a not-fucking-disgusting organism, like it's not just a revolting pile of matted mange and vile gilliness. Look at this horrifying hirsute horseshit, like a fuckin orange cat spewed a hideous hairball at this log and that shit fuckin stuck. Gross. . . Phyllotopsis nidulans . . 24 October 2020 #phyllotopsisnidulans #phyllotopsis #mockoyster #mushrooms #shrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #fuckmushrooms #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #newhampshiremushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this lazy fartface fatty mcdumb. . . Gymnopus dryophilus . . 18 October 2020 #gymnopus #gymnopusdryophilus #mushroom #mushrooms #shrooms #shroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #massachusettsmushrooms #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ #thanksgf
    63510
    Fuck this lazy fartface fatty mcdumb. . . Gymnopus dryophilus . . 18 October 2020 #gymnopus #gymnopusdryophilus #mushroom #mushrooms #shrooms #shroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #massachusettsmushrooms #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ #thanksgf
  • Fuck all these wee-ass gross yellow motherfuckin wartpimple things, fuckin putrid pineapple polkadots voraciously devouring this sad, rotten log. I've never in all my days seen such a desperate and misdirected display of reproductive bravado. The fuck you so yellow for? Calm the fuck down, you fluorescent fuckfaces. . . Bisporella citrina . . 18 October 2020 #lemondisco #yellowfairycups #bisporellacitrina #bisporella #fungus #fungi #mushrooms #mushroom #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #massachusettsmushrooms #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
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    Fuck all these wee-ass gross yellow motherfuckin wartpimple things, fuckin putrid pineapple polkadots voraciously devouring this sad, rotten log. I've never in all my days seen such a desperate and misdirected display of reproductive bravado. The fuck you so yellow for? Calm the fuck down, you fluorescent fuckfaces. . . Bisporella citrina . . 18 October 2020 #lemondisco #yellowfairycups #bisporellacitrina #bisporella #fungus #fungi #mushrooms #mushroom #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #massachusettsmushrooms #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this vile, revolting, repulsive smut. What is this, a fuckin toilet stall gloryhole for gnomes? Jesus fucking christ imma spew that รฉclair I just ate all over this ruined mulchpit bukkake garden, I can fucking smell it from here ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ . . Mutinus elegans . . 17 October 2020 #mutinuselegans #mutinus #stinkhorn #mushrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #gnomeboner #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿฅ•
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    Fuck this vile, revolting, repulsive smut. What is this, a fuckin toilet stall gloryhole for gnomes? Jesus fucking christ imma spew that รฉclair I just ate all over this ruined mulchpit bukkake garden, I can fucking smell it from here ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ . . Mutinus elegans . . 17 October 2020 #mutinuselegans #mutinus #stinkhorn #mushrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #gnomeboner #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿฅ•
  • Fuck this snivelly little shit, caught red handed in the middle of all that moss, actin all cool like it's s'posed to be there and like everything's fine. Try to shoo it away and it's like "the moss would be terrible without me." GET THE FUCK OUT THE MOSS YOU INCOMPETENT IMBICILE! The moss is there DESPITE you, not BECAUSE of you, you narcissistic fucknugget, get over yourfuckingself. . . Leccinum scabrum . . 19 September 2020 #leccinum #leccinumscabrum #mushroom #bolete #leccinumoxydabile #leccinumrosefractum #leccinumrotundifoliae #mushrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #massachusettsmushrooms #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
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    Fuck this snivelly little shit, caught red handed in the middle of all that moss, actin all cool like it's s'posed to be there and like everything's fine. Try to shoo it away and it's like "the moss would be terrible without me." GET THE FUCK OUT THE MOSS YOU INCOMPETENT IMBICILE! The moss is there DESPITE you, not BECAUSE of you, you narcissistic fucknugget, get over yourfuckingself. . . Leccinum scabrum . . 19 September 2020 #leccinum #leccinumscabrum #mushroom #bolete #leccinumoxydabile #leccinumrosefractum #leccinumrotundifoliae #mushrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #massachusettsmushrooms #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck all these spiny-ass pokey spiky prickly bitches, fuckin porcupiney shitbits. Just look at these fuckin belligerent tufts of UNfungus, fuckin mycological landmines all up in this shit. It's not safe out here anymore, guys, I think it's time to go home. . . Clavulina coralloides . . 12 September 2020 #clavulinacoralloides #clavulinacristata #clavulina #coralmushroom #coralmushrooms #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
    7778
    Fuck all these spiny-ass pokey spiky prickly bitches, fuckin porcupiney shitbits. Just look at these fuckin belligerent tufts of UNfungus, fuckin mycological landmines all up in this shit. It's not safe out here anymore, guys, I think it's time to go home. . . Clavulina coralloides . . 12 September 2020 #clavulinacoralloides #clavulinacristata #clavulina #coralmushroom #coralmushrooms #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this vile, orange abomination, sucking the lifeblood from this stately, statuesque tree, joyfully and smugly capitalizing on its demise, and throwing caution and spores to the wind while triumphantly fruiting and flaunting its terrible tangerine travesties to the world. I see you, you putrid pumpkin motherfucker, and just because your viscid filth leaves a stain on my fingers doesn't mean I can't wash it off when I wash my goddamn hands like do ALL THE FUCKING TIME BECAUSE EVERYTHING I FUCKING TOUCH IS INFECTED WITH THIS STUPID FUCKING VIRUS. Now excuse me while I expunge every last trace of your foul residue from my life. . . Mycena leaiana . . 3 October 2020 #orangemycena #mycena #mycenaleaiana #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
    81714
    Fuck this vile, orange abomination, sucking the lifeblood from this stately, statuesque tree, joyfully and smugly capitalizing on its demise, and throwing caution and spores to the wind while triumphantly fruiting and flaunting its terrible tangerine travesties to the world. I see you, you putrid pumpkin motherfucker, and just because your viscid filth leaves a stain on my fingers doesn't mean I can't wash it off when I wash my goddamn hands like do ALL THE FUCKING TIME BECAUSE EVERYTHING I FUCKING TOUCH IS INFECTED WITH THIS STUPID FUCKING VIRUS. Now excuse me while I expunge every last trace of your foul residue from my life. . . Mycena leaiana . . 3 October 2020 #orangemycena #mycena #mycenaleaiana #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck these absurdly colored wartnuggets, fuckin teal-ass blue staining logdots, aggressively bespeckling this sad, soggy stump. Ain't nobody wanna be covered in tiny blue-green polka dots like that! Leave this poor rotting treebutt alone you truculent turquoise trash! . . (If you look hard enough, you can see them in the first photo, swipe for more detail!) . . Chlorociboria aeruginascens . . 3 October 2020 #greenelfcup #greenstainfungus #bluestainfungus #elfcup #chlorociboria #chlorociboriaaeruginascens #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mushroom #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #itwaskindahardtogetmyfingerintheretbh #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
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    Fuck these absurdly colored wartnuggets, fuckin teal-ass blue staining logdots, aggressively bespeckling this sad, soggy stump. Ain't nobody wanna be covered in tiny blue-green polka dots like that! Leave this poor rotting treebutt alone you truculent turquoise trash! . . (If you look hard enough, you can see them in the first photo, swipe for more detail!) . . Chlorociboria aeruginascens . . 3 October 2020 #greenelfcup #greenstainfungus #bluestainfungus #elfcup #chlorociboria #chlorociboriaaeruginascens #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mushroom #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #itwaskindahardtogetmyfingerintheretbh #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this stupid, irresponsible swarm of saccharine sewage, this whole fuckinโ€™ rally over here of mothaclumpinโ€™ honeys gettinโ€™ all up in each otherโ€™s faces screaming senseless drivel like their lives depend on it and not listening to a god damn word each other says. I bet theyโ€™re constantly interrupting each other too because theyโ€™re all stupid fucking assholes and they canโ€™t fucking stomach the idea of showing a shred of fucking decency or god forbid some empathy or how about even some motherfucking respect for anyone but themselves. Yโ€™all realize your stems all connect to the same tree, right? Just shut the fuck up, man. . . Armillaria mellea . . 19 September 2020 #honeymushrooms #armillariamellea #armillaria #mushrooms #shrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomsofinstagram #mushroomspotting #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
    6559
    Fuck this stupid, irresponsible swarm of saccharine sewage, this whole fuckinโ€™ rally over here of mothaclumpinโ€™ honeys gettinโ€™ all up in each otherโ€™s faces screaming senseless drivel like their lives depend on it and not listening to a god damn word each other says. I bet theyโ€™re constantly interrupting each other too because theyโ€™re all stupid fucking assholes and they canโ€™t fucking stomach the idea of showing a shred of fucking decency or god forbid some empathy or how about even some motherfucking respect for anyone but themselves. Yโ€™all realize your stems all connect to the same tree, right? Just shut the fuck up, man. . . Armillaria mellea . . 19 September 2020 #honeymushrooms #armillariamellea #armillaria #mushrooms #shrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomsofinstagram #mushroomspotting #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this ugly hunkin' motherclucker, this bright orange beacon of both unreasonable allure and vile putrescence. Like moth to flame, we can't resist its guiles. This repulsive conglomeration of shelfy lobes and tender nubs deserves no less than the most demeaning of fates: complete and utter annihilation at the hands of my teeth. I WILL CHEW YOU TO A VOMITOUS BLOB AND DEPOSIT YOUR UNRECOGNIZABLE REMAINS INTO A PIT OF ACID TO BE STRIPPED OF ALL YOUR REMAINING NUTRITIONAL VALUE YOU FLAMBOYANT FILTH! . . Laetiporus sulphureus . . 19 September 2020 #chickenofthewoods #laetiporus #laetiporussulphureus #cotw #mushrooms #mushroom #shrooms #fungus #fungi #polypore #mycology #foraging #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ On a serious note, be mindful when out collecting your chicken. Take only what you need, and if all you find are baby lumps, let them fully develop before harvesting them. ๐Ÿค˜
    7043
    Fuck this ugly hunkin' motherclucker, this bright orange beacon of both unreasonable allure and vile putrescence. Like moth to flame, we can't resist its guiles. This repulsive conglomeration of shelfy lobes and tender nubs deserves no less than the most demeaning of fates: complete and utter annihilation at the hands of my teeth. I WILL CHEW YOU TO A VOMITOUS BLOB AND DEPOSIT YOUR UNRECOGNIZABLE REMAINS INTO A PIT OF ACID TO BE STRIPPED OF ALL YOUR REMAINING NUTRITIONAL VALUE YOU FLAMBOYANT FILTH! . . Laetiporus sulphureus . . 19 September 2020 #chickenofthewoods #laetiporus #laetiporussulphureus #cotw #mushrooms #mushroom #shrooms #fungus #fungi #polypore #mycology #foraging #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ On a serious note, be mindful when out collecting your chicken. Take only what you need, and if all you find are baby lumps, let them fully develop before harvesting them. ๐Ÿค˜
  • Fuck this lumpy-ass bolete with its stupid decurrent pores, chonky stem, and wiggly-ass margin. It's a fuckin abomination and I won't stand for it. A genus of one? Good on science for not allowing this sickening shitbag any friends, fuckin contemptible cuntface. . . Bothia castanella . . 12 September 2020 #bothia #bothiacastanella #suilluscastanellus #bolete #mushroom #fungus #hongo #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
    73211
    Fuck this lumpy-ass bolete with its stupid decurrent pores, chonky stem, and wiggly-ass margin. It's a fuckin abomination and I won't stand for it. A genus of one? Good on science for not allowing this sickening shitbag any friends, fuckin contemptible cuntface. . . Bothia castanella . . 12 September 2020 #bothia #bothiacastanella #suilluscastanellus #bolete #mushroom #fungus #hongo #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck these big red tumorballs, fuckin huge nasty dirtpimples defacing the forest floor with their crimson filth. I hope the slugs eat your rosy faces off, you petulant fucks. . . Baorangia bicolor . . 12 September 2020 #baorangiabicolor #baorangia #boletusbicolor #bicolorbolete #bolete #boletus #mycology #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mushroomsofinstagram #mushroomspotting #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
    6385
    Fuck these big red tumorballs, fuckin huge nasty dirtpimples defacing the forest floor with their crimson filth. I hope the slugs eat your rosy faces off, you petulant fucks. . . Baorangia bicolor . . 12 September 2020 #baorangiabicolor #baorangia #boletusbicolor #bicolorbolete #bolete #boletus #mycology #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mushroomsofinstagram #mushroomspotting #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this big ol ugly pancakey lump, just wafflin a wiggly bit on the ground like a lazy piece of shit, but flip it over and BAM! It's a hedgehog! The fuck kind of pancake has spikes? The fuck kind of hedgehog is a pancake? The fuck is a hedgehog pancake waffle? The fuck am I even talking about anymore? . . Hydnum subolympicum . . 19 September 2020 #hydnum #hydnumrepandum #hydnumsubolympicum #hedgehog #hedgehogmushroom #mushroom #mushrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ Note: this is probably listed as H. repandum in your field guide - it's only recently become clear that H. repandum is a strictly European species, so mycologists have had to rename the morphologically similar North American ones.
    82722
    Fuck this big ol ugly pancakey lump, just wafflin a wiggly bit on the ground like a lazy piece of shit, but flip it over and BAM! It's a hedgehog! The fuck kind of pancake has spikes? The fuck kind of hedgehog is a pancake? The fuck is a hedgehog pancake waffle? The fuck am I even talking about anymore? . . Hydnum subolympicum . . 19 September 2020 #hydnum #hydnumrepandum #hydnumsubolympicum #hedgehog #hedgehogmushroom #mushroom #mushrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ Note: this is probably listed as H. repandum in your field guide - it's only recently become clear that H. repandum is a strictly European species, so mycologists have had to rename the morphologically similar North American ones.
  • Fuck this... uh... I mean maybe don't fuck it. Actually definitely don't fuck it, it smells bad. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ . . Phallus ravenelii . . 19 September 2020 #forestboner #duffdong #phallus #phallusravenelii #stinkhorn #mushrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #penismushroom #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„#๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ Yes, the genus is literally Phallus. Can't imagine why...
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    Fuck this... uh... I mean maybe don't fuck it. Actually definitely don't fuck it, it smells bad. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ . . Phallus ravenelii . . 19 September 2020 #forestboner #duffdong #phallus #phallusravenelii #stinkhorn #mushrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #penismushroom #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„#๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ Yes, the genus is literally Phallus. Can't imagine why...
  • Fuck this huge-ass fuckbutton, fuckin piss yellow sno-cone on a stick lookin Doctor Seuss tree motherfucker. Good lord, what an ugly warty piece of shit. . . Amanita muscaria var. guessowii . . #flyagaric #amanitamuscaria #amanitamuscariavarguessowii #mushrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #allthemushroomhashtags #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
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    Fuck this huge-ass fuckbutton, fuckin piss yellow sno-cone on a stick lookin Doctor Seuss tree motherfucker. Good lord, what an ugly warty piece of shit. . . Amanita muscaria var. guessowii . . #flyagaric #amanitamuscaria #amanitamuscariavarguessowii #mushrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #allthemushroomhashtags #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this curly-whirly slightly fuzzy crusty mothafuckah lookin like a whittlechip or fuckin crunchy snack or some shit. Seems like this false-turkey garbage is fuckin everywhere dime-a-dozen bullshit, and I can't fuckin stand it. Grow some pores and act like a real mushroom you punk-ass bitch! . . Stereum hirsutum . . 12 September 2020 #stereum #crustfungus #stereumhirsutum #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
    5653
    Fuck this curly-whirly slightly fuzzy crusty mothafuckah lookin like a whittlechip or fuckin crunchy snack or some shit. Seems like this false-turkey garbage is fuckin everywhere dime-a-dozen bullshit, and I can't fuckin stand it. Grow some pores and act like a real mushroom you punk-ass bitch! . . Stereum hirsutum . . 12 September 2020 #stereum #crustfungus #stereumhirsutum #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this sticky purple shitbasket, this wicked icky horrific harbinger of summer's end, fuckin smug-ass viscid violet varmint. Take your spots and your gills and your stupid purple face and get the fuck out of here so I can enjoy the last frigid week of this miserable fucking summer in peace. . . Cortinarius iodes . . 12 September 2020 #cortinarius #cortinariusiodes #purplecort #spottedpurplecort #viscidvioletcort #mushrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
    6926
    Fuck this sticky purple shitbasket, this wicked icky horrific harbinger of summer's end, fuckin smug-ass viscid violet varmint. Take your spots and your gills and your stupid purple face and get the fuck out of here so I can enjoy the last frigid week of this miserable fucking summer in peace. . . Cortinarius iodes . . 12 September 2020 #cortinarius #cortinariusiodes #purplecort #spottedpurplecort #viscidvioletcort #mushrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this rosette of stupid shroomery, fuckin mushroom mandala up in this mossy bitch. The fuck do they think they're doing? Fuckin incestuous heap just raining shit and spores and spit on each other. Y'all are better off six feet apart with masks on, so the wind can actually carry your spores around instead of getting em stuck on your neighbor. Sheeesh, dumb sticky fucks. . . Suillus spraguei . . 12 September 2020 #suillusspraguei #suillus #paintedslipperycap #paintedsuillus #bolete #mushroom #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
    6664
    Fuck this rosette of stupid shroomery, fuckin mushroom mandala up in this mossy bitch. The fuck do they think they're doing? Fuckin incestuous heap just raining shit and spores and spit on each other. Y'all are better off six feet apart with masks on, so the wind can actually carry your spores around instead of getting em stuck on your neighbor. Sheeesh, dumb sticky fucks. . . Suillus spraguei . . 12 September 2020 #suillusspraguei #suillus #paintedslipperycap #paintedsuillus #bolete #mushroom #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this hyper-sensitive fuckhead, literally freaking out and turning black at the slightest touch. Fucker can't even clean itself off without leaving a mark. No wonder it's just covered in filth and grime and debris. Everything sucks when you can't touch anything. Be less sensitive. Gosh. . . Neoboletus luridiformis* . . 8 August 2020 #neoboletusluridiformis #neoboletus #slenderredporedbolete #boletusdiscolor #bolete #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mushrooms #shrooms #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ *some debate on the nomenclature here - traditionally this mushroom would have been called Boletus discolor based on existing literature, but recently the European species of this name has been merged with three other similar species into one, named Sutorius queletii. There is temptation to do the same in North America, especially as amateur DNA analyses support this. The book "Boletes of Eastern North America" (Bessette, Roody, Bessette) assigns N. ludiformis to this mushroom, which I've used as the primary ID, but lists B. discolor among the synonyms. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
    8765
    Fuck this hyper-sensitive fuckhead, literally freaking out and turning black at the slightest touch. Fucker can't even clean itself off without leaving a mark. No wonder it's just covered in filth and grime and debris. Everything sucks when you can't touch anything. Be less sensitive. Gosh. . . Neoboletus luridiformis* . . 8 August 2020 #neoboletusluridiformis #neoboletus #slenderredporedbolete #boletusdiscolor #bolete #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mushrooms #shrooms #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ *some debate on the nomenclature here - traditionally this mushroom would have been called Boletus discolor based on existing literature, but recently the European species of this name has been merged with three other similar species into one, named Sutorius queletii. There is temptation to do the same in North America, especially as amateur DNA analyses support this. The book "Boletes of Eastern North America" (Bessette, Roody, Bessette) assigns N. ludiformis to this mushroom, which I've used as the primary ID, but lists B. discolor among the synonyms. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  • Fuck this gelatinous floppy squishy treecow tongue, all juicy and meaty with an overzealous pore surface and a delusional worldview. I mean, seriously, just letting that slab of meat hang out there like that, it's a fuckin disgusting disgrace. What's it after? Fame? Money? Tasty tree-ts? Fuckin overexposed weirdo over here. . . Fistulina hepatica . . 12 September 2020 #oxtongue #oxtonguefungus #beefsteakmushroom #fistulina #fistulinahepatica #mushrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mu #allthemushroomhashtags #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ ...Also not sure what the fuck is up with the Instagram locations list but this forest is definitely in Foxborough, MA, and NOT in East Providence ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
    7467
    Fuck this gelatinous floppy squishy treecow tongue, all juicy and meaty with an overzealous pore surface and a delusional worldview. I mean, seriously, just letting that slab of meat hang out there like that, it's a fuckin disgusting disgrace. What's it after? Fame? Money? Tasty tree-ts? Fuckin overexposed weirdo over here. . . Fistulina hepatica . . 12 September 2020 #oxtongue #oxtonguefungus #beefsteakmushroom #fistulina #fistulinahepatica #mushrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mu #allthemushroomhashtags #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ ...Also not sure what the fuck is up with the Instagram locations list but this forest is definitely in Foxborough, MA, and NOT in East Providence ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  • Fuck this weirdo freak-ass sopping wet wannabe-pumpkin fuckin GLOW IN THE DARK CLUSTER FUNGUS just straight-up interrupting my rainy run with its pompous orange pouf of puke-inducing putrescence. The nerve! Can't a wannabe-athlete train in dreary peace without being accosted, nay, assaulted by such a belligerent horde of horrible hongos? Fuckin eyesore, these fuckers WON'T EVEN LEAVE YOU ALONE AT NIGHT. WHEN IT'S DARK. Needy-ass attention whores, aggressively strutting their sickly orange stuff like they're not the most vile and disgusting thing to ever disgrace this fine land. Leave my eyeballs the fuck alone, you needy greedy swine. ๐Ÿ–• . . Omphalotus illudens . . 29 August 2020 #jackolantern #jackolanterns #jackolanternmushroom #omphalotusilludens #omphalotus #mushrooms #mushroom #fungi #fungus #hongos #glowinthedark #glowingmushrooms #bioluminescence #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ Yes I finished my run holding that mushroom so I could take it home and take a photo of it glowing BECAUSE SCIENCE ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ„ (swipe โฉ for the GLOW)
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    Fuck this weirdo freak-ass sopping wet wannabe-pumpkin fuckin GLOW IN THE DARK CLUSTER FUNGUS just straight-up interrupting my rainy run with its pompous orange pouf of puke-inducing putrescence. The nerve! Can't a wannabe-athlete train in dreary peace without being accosted, nay, assaulted by such a belligerent horde of horrible hongos? Fuckin eyesore, these fuckers WON'T EVEN LEAVE YOU ALONE AT NIGHT. WHEN IT'S DARK. Needy-ass attention whores, aggressively strutting their sickly orange stuff like they're not the most vile and disgusting thing to ever disgrace this fine land. Leave my eyeballs the fuck alone, you needy greedy swine. ๐Ÿ–• . . Omphalotus illudens . . 29 August 2020 #jackolantern #jackolanterns #jackolanternmushroom #omphalotusilludens #omphalotus #mushrooms #mushroom #fungi #fungus #hongos #glowinthedark #glowingmushrooms #bioluminescence #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ Yes I finished my run holding that mushroom so I could take it home and take a photo of it glowing BECAUSE SCIENCE ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ„ (swipe โฉ for the GLOW)
  • Fuck this picturesque little warty orange tumor, fuckin abhorrent stain on the very dignity and reputation of those well-established roots. It took years for those lovely roots to develop, but now all anyone can talk about is this stupid ugly fucker, and how orange it is. Yes, it's orange, but it's also fucking STUPID AND MEAN AND GROSS and we should make sure it doesn't come back. . . Amanita flavoconia . . 8 August 2020 #amanita #amanitaflavoconia #mushrooms #mushroom #fungi #fungus #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #allthemushroomhashtags #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
    1K+11
    Fuck this picturesque little warty orange tumor, fuckin abhorrent stain on the very dignity and reputation of those well-established roots. It took years for those lovely roots to develop, but now all anyone can talk about is this stupid ugly fucker, and how orange it is. Yes, it's orange, but it's also fucking STUPID AND MEAN AND GROSS and we should make sure it doesn't come back. . . Amanita flavoconia . . 8 August 2020 #amanita #amanitaflavoconia #mushrooms #mushroom #fungi #fungus #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #allthemushroomhashtags #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this ugly-ass Lumpy McLumpface fuckin bulbous chickeny booger, burbling forth from this woody log with a fervent fortitude only the worst fungus is capable of. Fuckin pathetic orange filth, not even worth it. Get the fuck outta here with those bulgy-ass lobes. . . Laetiporus sulphureus . . 16 August 2020 #laetiporus #laetiporussulphureus #chickenofthewoods #cotw #mushrooms #shrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #allthemushroomhashtags #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ Serious note - this mushroom is way too young to be worth collecting. I left it there to develop further, and hope you all would do the same.
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    Fuck this ugly-ass Lumpy McLumpface fuckin bulbous chickeny booger, burbling forth from this woody log with a fervent fortitude only the worst fungus is capable of. Fuckin pathetic orange filth, not even worth it. Get the fuck outta here with those bulgy-ass lobes. . . Laetiporus sulphureus . . 16 August 2020 #laetiporus #laetiporussulphureus #chickenofthewoods #cotw #mushrooms #shrooms #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #allthemushroomhashtags #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ Serious note - this mushroom is way too young to be worth collecting. I left it there to develop further, and hope you all would do the same.
  • Fuck these ugly lumpy frauds, attempting to deceive the world with a facฬงade of lies and trickery. They're all "look at our gills, we have the best gills, everyone says our gills are the best" but THE GILLS ARE A LIE! Those aren't real gills. Don't be fooled by this arrogant projection of competence and superiority. Though they might look like gills sometimes, these assholes will tell you anything to get what they want. YOUR FALSE GILLS AND UNTRUTHS HOLD NO POWER OVER ME, YOU VILE IMPETUOUS SCHMUCK! . . Cantharellus "cibarius" . . 8 August 2020 #cantharellus #cantharelluscibarius #chanterelle #chanterelles #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
    68219
    Fuck these ugly lumpy frauds, attempting to deceive the world with a facฬงade of lies and trickery. They're all "look at our gills, we have the best gills, everyone says our gills are the best" but THE GILLS ARE A LIE! Those aren't real gills. Don't be fooled by this arrogant projection of competence and superiority. Though they might look like gills sometimes, these assholes will tell you anything to get what they want. YOUR FALSE GILLS AND UNTRUTHS HOLD NO POWER OVER ME, YOU VILE IMPETUOUS SCHMUCK! . . Cantharellus "cibarius" . . 8 August 2020 #cantharellus #cantharelluscibarius #chanterelle #chanterelles #mushrooms #shrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this lumpy log-proboscis and its warty friends, fuckin black sheep of the bolete family, amirite? Look at those wiggly gills! Unlike any bolete pore surface I've ever seen. Science was all like "your DNA says you're a bolete, so act like one" and this cheeky motherfucker was all like "naahhhh" ๐Ÿ–• . . Pseudomerulius curtisii . . 16 August 2020 #pseudomeruliuscurtisii #pseudomerulius #bolete #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mushrooms #shrooms #shroom #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
    64215
    Fuck this lumpy log-proboscis and its warty friends, fuckin black sheep of the bolete family, amirite? Look at those wiggly gills! Unlike any bolete pore surface I've ever seen. Science was all like "your DNA says you're a bolete, so act like one" and this cheeky motherfucker was all like "naahhhh" ๐Ÿ–• . . Pseudomerulius curtisii . . 16 August 2020 #pseudomeruliuscurtisii #pseudomerulius #bolete #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mushrooms #shrooms #shroom #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this scaly-ass ugly brown foul lump of smut, just hangin out like it's not the worst, most unkempt thing on the forest floor. Fuckin covered in gross dead skin scraps and lawd knows what else, fuckin dirty-ass bitch needs a shower and some Amazonian white clay for a good exfoliation or something. Yknow, the good stuff, cause this shit ain't right. Or maybe just some fuckin soap. Idgaf just SCRUB YOURSELF YOU FILTHY FUCKBUCKET! Ugh! ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿคฎ . . Amanita ceciliae . . 8 August 2020 #amanita #amanitaceciliae #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mushrooms #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
    1K+19
    Fuck this scaly-ass ugly brown foul lump of smut, just hangin out like it's not the worst, most unkempt thing on the forest floor. Fuckin covered in gross dead skin scraps and lawd knows what else, fuckin dirty-ass bitch needs a shower and some Amazonian white clay for a good exfoliation or something. Yknow, the good stuff, cause this shit ain't right. Or maybe just some fuckin soap. Idgaf just SCRUB YOURSELF YOU FILTHY FUCKBUCKET! Ugh! ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿคฎ . . Amanita ceciliae . . 8 August 2020 #amanita #amanitaceciliae #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mushrooms #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this stupid perfect fuckface, fuckin attractive piece of shit, just full of humblebrags and weird flexes like "look at how few bugs I have!" and "my margin is impressively intact" - fuckin smug asshole. . . Leccinum aurantiacum* . . 8 August 2020 #leccinum #leccinumaurantiacum #orangeoakbolete #redcappedscaberstalk #orangecappedscaberstalk #bolete #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mushrooms #shrooms #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ . . I don't normally wax didactic on the science stuff, but there's a caveat to this ID: L. aurantiacum is not a North American species. There is not currently a properly named species that matches this exact mushroom: L. vulpinum is almost identical (note that it has blackish scabers as shown here, rather than the reddish-brown of L. aurantiacum) but is exclusively mycorrhizal with conifers. There's a definitive lack of conifer evidence in my photos - this is clearly not a conifer-linked mushroom. Most guides use L. aurantiacum as a placeholder, despite the visual similarity to L. vulpinum, but more scientific study is definitely needed here. . . Also note the two little Monotropa uniflora antennae! #notafungus
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    Fuck this stupid perfect fuckface, fuckin attractive piece of shit, just full of humblebrags and weird flexes like "look at how few bugs I have!" and "my margin is impressively intact" - fuckin smug asshole. . . Leccinum aurantiacum* . . 8 August 2020 #leccinum #leccinumaurantiacum #orangeoakbolete #redcappedscaberstalk #orangecappedscaberstalk #bolete #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mushrooms #shrooms #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„ . . I don't normally wax didactic on the science stuff, but there's a caveat to this ID: L. aurantiacum is not a North American species. There is not currently a properly named species that matches this exact mushroom: L. vulpinum is almost identical (note that it has blackish scabers as shown here, rather than the reddish-brown of L. aurantiacum) but is exclusively mycorrhizal with conifers. There's a definitive lack of conifer evidence in my photos - this is clearly not a conifer-linked mushroom. Most guides use L. aurantiacum as a placeholder, despite the visual similarity to L. vulpinum, but more scientific study is definitely needed here. . . Also note the two little Monotropa uniflora antennae! #notafungus
  • Fuck these ugly jelly lumps, pestilent preachers proselytizing and pillaging and plundering this poor mossy village for all it's worth. Can't a moss live in peace and prosperity without fear of being harangued by a haughty group of good-for-nothin fungus who thinks THEY know what's best for the moss? Those fucks just want to spout off and get rich. No thanks, get outta here. . . Leotia lubrica . . 8 August 2020 #jellybaby #jellyfungus #leotia #leotialubrica #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mushrooms #shrooms #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #allthemushroomhashtags #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
    1K+11
    Fuck these ugly jelly lumps, pestilent preachers proselytizing and pillaging and plundering this poor mossy village for all it's worth. Can't a moss live in peace and prosperity without fear of being harangued by a haughty group of good-for-nothin fungus who thinks THEY know what's best for the moss? Those fucks just want to spout off and get rich. No thanks, get outta here. . . Leotia lubrica . . 8 August 2020 #jellybaby #jellyfungus #leotia #leotialubrica #mushroom #fungus #fungi #mushrooms #shrooms #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #allthemushroomhashtags #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this secretly smurfy horshoecrab wannabe blue-blooded piece of rapidly-oxidizing poostain. Fuckin innocuous little white mossboner, shamed into hiding its deeply repressed but colorful personality behind a nondescript conformist faรงade. JUST BE BLUE for fuck's sake! It's better that way. None of this waiting till you're sliced open for it to come rushing to the surface. Fuck that repression, suppression, depression bullshit, come the fuck out here and blue yourself. . . Gyroporus cyanescens . . 8 August 2020 #gyroporuscyanescens #gyroporus #bolete #stainingbluebolete #bluestainingbolete #mushrooms #fungus #fungi #shrooms #mushroom #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
    6906
    Fuck this secretly smurfy horshoecrab wannabe blue-blooded piece of rapidly-oxidizing poostain. Fuckin innocuous little white mossboner, shamed into hiding its deeply repressed but colorful personality behind a nondescript conformist faรงade. JUST BE BLUE for fuck's sake! It's better that way. None of this waiting till you're sliced open for it to come rushing to the surface. Fuck that repression, suppression, depression bullshit, come the fuck out here and blue yourself. . . Gyroporus cyanescens . . 8 August 2020 #gyroporuscyanescens #gyroporus #bolete #stainingbluebolete #bluestainingbolete #mushrooms #fungus #fungi #shrooms #mushroom #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this bright-ass yellow fuckin rubber ducky colored little blight, the fuck you so cheery for? Suuure, keeping all the gross humans locked inside has been good for "the nature" but this shit sucks, you insolent imbecile. Wipe that gleeful grin off your dumbass face, willful ignorance is the worst kind of stupidity. Look around, find some news, read a fuckin book for god's sake. Educate yourself. If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention. . . Amanita flavoconia . . 8 August 2020 #amanita #amanitaflavoconia #yellowdustamanita #mushroom #yellowpatches #yellowwart #shroom #mushrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
    1K+20
    Fuck this bright-ass yellow fuckin rubber ducky colored little blight, the fuck you so cheery for? Suuure, keeping all the gross humans locked inside has been good for "the nature" but this shit sucks, you insolent imbecile. Wipe that gleeful grin off your dumbass face, willful ignorance is the worst kind of stupidity. Look around, find some news, read a fuckin book for god's sake. Educate yourself. If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention. . . Amanita flavoconia . . 8 August 2020 #amanita #amanitaflavoconia #yellowdustamanita #mushroom #yellowpatches #yellowwart #shroom #mushrooms #fungus #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this hairy-ass tigers-eye lookin' doodoohead, just like, fuckin, SHINY and shit in the dirt. Like, if I wanted to go into the dirt for something shiny it'd better be a cool crystal or diamond or rock or something, not this hirsute goblety motherfucker. What a gross disappointment. . . Coltricia perennis . . 8 August 2020 #tigerseyefungus #tigerseye #coltricia #coltriciaperennis #mushroom #shroom #mushrooms #fungus #polypore #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #allthemushroomhashtags #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
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    Fuck this hairy-ass tigers-eye lookin' doodoohead, just like, fuckin, SHINY and shit in the dirt. Like, if I wanted to go into the dirt for something shiny it'd better be a cool crystal or diamond or rock or something, not this hirsute goblety motherfucker. What a gross disappointment. . . Coltricia perennis . . 8 August 2020 #tigerseyefungus #tigerseye #coltricia #coltriciaperennis #mushroom #shroom #mushrooms #fungus #polypore #fungi #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #allthemushroomhashtags #fuckmushrooms #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
  • Fuck this fuzzy-ass toothy-bottomed motherfucker, fuckin eatin off the ground but afraid to let go of this stick. Fucker'll eat anything if you let it, fuckin fat ass douchenugget. Those dangly spore-soaked stalactites are a perfect compliment to its cavernous stomach, fuckin monsterous ingurgitator of sticks and leaves n'at. . . Hydnellum spongiosipes . . 3 August 2020 #hydnellumspongiosipes #hydnellum #toothedfungus #fungus #fungi #shroom #mushroom #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„
    67112
    Fuck this fuzzy-ass toothy-bottomed motherfucker, fuckin eatin off the ground but afraid to let go of this stick. Fucker'll eat anything if you let it, fuckin fat ass douchenugget. Those dangly spore-soaked stalactites are a perfect compliment to its cavernous stomach, fuckin monsterous ingurgitator of sticks and leaves n'at. . . Hydnellum spongiosipes . . 3 August 2020 #hydnellumspongiosipes #hydnellum #toothedfungus #fungus #fungi #shroom #mushroom #mycology #mushroomspotting #mushroomsofinstagram #fuckmushrooms #allthemushroomhashtags #๐Ÿ„ #๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ„