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Like customer service voice, business pants are restrictive, binding, and performative. They’re the...
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With my damn near three week plague I've had to make a lot of adjustments to what I wanted the...
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To the mystery human at Mall of America who gifted me the plague… I hope your coffee was cold that...
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After 18 days of plague, I have finally rejoined the land of the living. Still mildly feral. Still...
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Every time Discord pings, my stomach does that “oh god what did I do” drop like the digital justice...
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The trip to replace my AirPods resulted in far more than working noice canceling sound. New post on...
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Ferrets are susceptible to respiratory illnesses so we minimize contact with them when we’re sick...
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I spent ten whole days getting my life together for 2026. New iPad. New routines. Deep cleaning....
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This week’s tarot pull: The Sun, The Star, and The Fool. Which feels less like a prophecy and more...
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Starting 2026 exactly how I apparently left 2025: wrapped in blankets, fueled by coffee, and...
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If ferrets ran the world, meetings would be optional, naps would be mandatory, and productivity...
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Packing random office supplies into tiny 3D-printed coffins because my junk drawer died of natural...