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    To the mystery human at Mall of America who gifted me the plague… I hope your coffee was cold that...
  • After 18 days of plague, I have finally rejoined the land of the living. Still mildly feral....
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    After 18 days of plague, I have finally rejoined the land of the living. Still mildly feral. Still...
  • Every time Discord pings, my stomach does that “oh god what did I do” drop like the digital...
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    Every time Discord pings, my stomach does that “oh god what did I do” drop like the digital justice...
  • The trip to replace my AirPods resulted in far more than working noice canceling sound. New post...
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    The trip to replace my AirPods resulted in far more than working noice canceling sound. New post on...
  • Ferrets are susceptible to respiratory illnesses so we minimize contact with them when we’re sick...
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    Ferrets are susceptible to respiratory illnesses so we minimize contact with them when we’re sick...
  • I spent ten whole days getting my life together for 2026. New iPad. New routines. Deep cleaning....
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    I spent ten whole days getting my life together for 2026. New iPad. New routines. Deep cleaning....
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    This week’s tarot pull: The Sun, The Star, and The Fool. Which feels less like a prophecy and more...
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    Starting 2026 exactly how I apparently left 2025: wrapped in blankets, fueled by coffee, and...
  • If ferrets ran the world, meetings would be optional, naps would be mandatory, and productivity...
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    If ferrets ran the world, meetings would be optional, naps would be mandatory, and productivity...
  • Packing random office supplies into tiny 3D-printed coffins because my junk drawer died of...
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    Packing random office supplies into tiny 3D-printed coffins because my junk drawer died of natural...