• Since there is so much negativity in the news and social media right now, I’d like to provide you with some humor... Here’s to lifting a few spirits, because we ALL need to laugh and often.😁 . “I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” – Henny Youngman . “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” – Groucho Marx . “A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope . “Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.” – Betty White . “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” – Alan Dundes . “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” – Abraham Lincoln . “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” —Erma Bombeck . “If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.” - Theodore Roosevelt . “I'm the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to whom it may concern.”- Mickey Rooney
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    Since there is so much negativity in the news and social media right now, I’d like to provide you with some humor... Here’s to lifting a few spirits, because we ALL need to laugh and often.😁 . “I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” – Henny Youngman . “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” – Groucho Marx . “A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope . “Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.” – Betty White . “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” – Alan Dundes . “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” – Abraham Lincoln . “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” —Erma Bombeck . “If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.” - Theodore Roosevelt . “I'm the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to whom it may concern.”- Mickey Rooney